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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via behindthesefangirleyes)

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via worthless-bitch)

intensional:

the office will always be my favorite show

(Source: intensional, via penishole)

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

(via whoknewtheworldwasthiscruel)

haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

(Source: yeah-yougotme, via pointless-posts-and-fandoms)

randomfandomteacher:

thescowlingdaedreemha:

To be ‘educated’ is to be indebted 

these comics make me so angry!!

(Source: femininefreak, via pointless-posts-and-fandoms)

hmbcp:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

look at the names of the luigi one 

(via dontbeanassbutt)

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

(Source: gameraboy, via messing-with-sass-quatch)