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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

(via dontbeanassbutt)

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.
Hmm..







I dont know if I can top that.





hold on I got this




i would totally get this. 








omfg





this is my favourite post on tumblr





IT GOT BETTER

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

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I dont know if I can top that.

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hold on I got this

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i would totally get this. 

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omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: reallyborinq, via dontbeanassbutt)

sixpenceee:

Lazy saturday morning spent avoiding homework and playing with this little buddy of mine 

sixpenceee:

Lazy saturday morning spent avoiding homework and playing with this little buddy of mine 

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

(via hi)

laughinqftw:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.

(via hi)






We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

This is real in a sense that
most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

This is real in a sense that
most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

(Source: heypsiusmile, via pizza)

me: oh thats cute

*checks price tag*

me: no its not

guymontagburning:

She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.

(via pizza)